Business in the front...

Party in the back! You know what I'm talking about, the best hair style EVER! No other haircut has such a cult following. There are no buzz-cut-hunters. There are no fro-hunters, although who doesn't appreciate a sweet fatty 'fro.

So I was picking my mom up from the hospital, she had surgery again. She is the six million dollar woman. So she's all dressed and ready and the nurse brings in a wheelchair (they want to dump you outside and then you can walk around and fall, they don't want to get sued). The orderly with the wheelchair looks at me head on, everything is normal. My mom sits down in the chair and he turns it to go out the door and there it is...A glorious mullet.

I made sure to walk behind them so I could just stare at this thing. It was super sweet, it was short in the front, on the top, and the sides. Then, half way down the back of his head the hairs started to get longer and it just ended in this glorious mullet. As he walked it swayed from side to side. I wanted to take a picture with my phone but I can't turn of the camera sound. But its burned into my memory. It was beautiful and I'm going to break my moms hip so I can see it again! JK, I wouldn't do that...maybe my boss's hip...