FUCK THIS!
Why the fuck do I even come to work? The minute I get in I start getting yelled at and scolded. Fuck you boss. What the fuck is the point of doing any work when it all has to go through you anyways and it gets changed around. So basically I'm sitting here just picking my ASS!!!!! Not really, I cleaned my ass in the shower...
So here is what you accomplished, great boss of mine:
-You have made me hate you more.
-You've pissed me off for the day, so now I'm not going to get anything done.
-You've forced me to throw a little Jim into my coffee, just to stand your ass. Does it taste good? No. Do I like it? I like the feeling of being drunk. I wish I had Jack or Crown instead.
What the fuck is this, this isn't life. This isn't how men live. We're supposed to hunt bring meat home and grille it. Not get dressed up like a little bitch and kiss ass all day. Fuck that, I didn't sign up for that. Meera was saying, "who the fuck would have kids in a world like this?" I think I found the answer. So you can have your own piss ant to laugh at and boss around. Fuck this world, fuck your boss, fuck your parents, fuck your co-workers, fuck the police, fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, finger bang an orangutan support your local zoo.
Where the fuck is Mat? Doing the only fucking sane thing and get out of this fucking country so he doesn't have to deal with any of this fucking nine to five shit.
The only thing that I have to look forward in my life is hanging out and not working on the weekend. I keep on saying to myself, "maybe I'm drinking and smoking too much, I should slow down." But every fucking night this fucking job drives me back to the bottle and the bong. The only fucking sane two things in this god damned world. I say I'm not drinking and smoking nearly enough. I should injest so much fucking shit that I don't notice what's going on or what's wrong in the world. That way I can walk around life like a zombie, like the rest of these fucks. Then I could maybe get an fucking blessing and early fucking death and check out of this shit hole!
Maybe John is right, maybe this is hell. Everybody is miserable. There are so many things wrong in the world. Even the Christians are scared and pissed.
Just fuck this shit, I'm going to surf porn while I'm getting paid to do it, now that's a fucking job!
So here is what you accomplished, great boss of mine:
-You have made me hate you more.
-You've pissed me off for the day, so now I'm not going to get anything done.
-You've forced me to throw a little Jim into my coffee, just to stand your ass. Does it taste good? No. Do I like it? I like the feeling of being drunk. I wish I had Jack or Crown instead.
What the fuck is this, this isn't life. This isn't how men live. We're supposed to hunt bring meat home and grille it. Not get dressed up like a little bitch and kiss ass all day. Fuck that, I didn't sign up for that. Meera was saying, "who the fuck would have kids in a world like this?" I think I found the answer. So you can have your own piss ant to laugh at and boss around. Fuck this world, fuck your boss, fuck your parents, fuck your co-workers, fuck the police, fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, finger bang an orangutan support your local zoo.
Where the fuck is Mat? Doing the only fucking sane thing and get out of this fucking country so he doesn't have to deal with any of this fucking nine to five shit.
The only thing that I have to look forward in my life is hanging out and not working on the weekend. I keep on saying to myself, "maybe I'm drinking and smoking too much, I should slow down." But every fucking night this fucking job drives me back to the bottle and the bong. The only fucking sane two things in this god damned world. I say I'm not drinking and smoking nearly enough. I should injest so much fucking shit that I don't notice what's going on or what's wrong in the world. That way I can walk around life like a zombie, like the rest of these fucks. Then I could maybe get an fucking blessing and early fucking death and check out of this shit hole!
Maybe John is right, maybe this is hell. Everybody is miserable. There are so many things wrong in the world. Even the Christians are scared and pissed.
Just fuck this shit, I'm going to surf porn while I'm getting paid to do it, now that's a fucking job!
posted by The Adventures of Dustin at 10:47 AM
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