Minnesoooooota
What a worthless piece of land! Just give it to Canada and be done with it. What kind of state doesn't sell booze on SUNDAY?!?! I mean you even drink wine in church! But they sell alcohol at bars and at the football games....so does that make sense? Highlights of the trip were:
1) Seeing the BEST femlit at the airport, full on lesbo-lit
2) Going to the Viking Game, really cool seats on the 50 only 13 rows up; GO MOSS (fantasy football)
3) Seeing some family, my cousin has really cute kids.
4) Seeing an old guy, age 65-70, wearing a Von Dutch Trucker Hat! I looked up the rules that are written down in my brain, I figured that you had to drink (chug) the whole time he was in your sight. It was in the airport, but if I had a beer or bottle; I'd just follow him around. It was classic.
So after a week thats all that happened, so glad to be home with young people my age. The more I forget about it the better we all are. Even as a business trip it wasn't benificial to me; just saw a bunch of dumb hicks.
1) Seeing the BEST femlit at the airport, full on lesbo-lit
2) Going to the Viking Game, really cool seats on the 50 only 13 rows up; GO MOSS (fantasy football)
3) Seeing some family, my cousin has really cute kids.
4) Seeing an old guy, age 65-70, wearing a Von Dutch Trucker Hat! I looked up the rules that are written down in my brain, I figured that you had to drink (chug) the whole time he was in your sight. It was in the airport, but if I had a beer or bottle; I'd just follow him around. It was classic.
So after a week thats all that happened, so glad to be home with young people my age. The more I forget about it the better we all are. Even as a business trip it wasn't benificial to me; just saw a bunch of dumb hicks.
posted by The Adventures of Dustin at 10:18 AM
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