"Hit me up later, So we can Rap."
Good weekend. Spent too much money. Drank lots. Named my cig pipe, "Double Down". Because I take it when we go out drinking to bars and I need a little quick snapper to pick me up (or get me more wasted). So I call it double down. "I'm going to go outside and double down, does anybody want to come?"
Dan asked somebody to slap him, before he could change his mind, I did it. He looked at me shocked and I said, "what?" I don't know if he expected it or wanted it harder/softer. I didn't hit him with all my might. I mean it is my right hand and we all know what that's used for.
We had grub Italian food in North Beach that Shannon showed us. "Cafe Sport" way rich sauces and filling too. So grub. Some waiter wanted to arm wrestle me but pussed out. He called me "double or nothing", nobody understood his reasoning. Because I look like I eat a lot I guess.
On the 14 bus, where the dirtiest ride to go home, there was an awesome phrase. This dude was talking to the bus driver and as he got up he said the best saying ever, "Hit me up later, so we can rap." Right after he said that I turned to Shannon and repeated, "Hit me up later...so we can rap" She heard it too and laughed. Of course the guy was black, because no white person could say something like that, its too cool. But I'm going to start using it.
Dan asked somebody to slap him, before he could change his mind, I did it. He looked at me shocked and I said, "what?" I don't know if he expected it or wanted it harder/softer. I didn't hit him with all my might. I mean it is my right hand and we all know what that's used for.
We had grub Italian food in North Beach that Shannon showed us. "Cafe Sport" way rich sauces and filling too. So grub. Some waiter wanted to arm wrestle me but pussed out. He called me "double or nothing", nobody understood his reasoning. Because I look like I eat a lot I guess.
On the 14 bus, where the dirtiest ride to go home, there was an awesome phrase. This dude was talking to the bus driver and as he got up he said the best saying ever, "Hit me up later, so we can rap." Right after he said that I turned to Shannon and repeated, "Hit me up later...so we can rap" She heard it too and laughed. Of course the guy was black, because no white person could say something like that, its too cool. But I'm going to start using it.
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sheer genius.
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