While I was wasted...

I just remembered this...A few weeks ago, before Cabo, Shannon, Nick, Justin, and I were hanging out at a bar (big surprise, I know).

We were all making fun of Nick for blowing it. But I guess the jokes on me, he's had a bunch of dates since. But that's not important.

I was making fun of the others for missing out on a round that I was getting, but I'm used to ordering drinks while the others are only half done. Shannon was tipsy and she said, "Dustin, I'm never going to be able to keep up with you drinking, especially since you smoke too."

As you can believe, I was shocked! I told her, "I can't believe that you just admitted that, you must be way-sted. HAHA YOU ADMITTED DEFEAT!" She said shut up and continued to drink her drink, with a scowl on her face. I told her that she is a close second to my abilities and that is an honor nobody can take away from her.

I know you all knew it, but here it is to reassure you. I AM THE KING!!!! Even Shannon says so!

If you want to challenge me you can, but it will cost you. We go drink for drink, the looser buys. But once the looser, um, looses; does not mean I stop drinking and you keep paying for the drinks!