Deep Thought of the Day

Have you ever been sitting somewhere, usually at work, drinking a coke and you think, "Wow, you know what this coke really needs? Some ALCOHOL!" If you close your eyes and take a drink you can imagine that it does have booze in it; but once you open your eyes, you look ahead and the room isn't spinning, everybody still looks ugly to you, and you don't have the sudden urge to sleep with everybody in the room. You're still pissed that you're at work, sober, and its still only 8:05 AM.

Why does Santa look so happy on the side of my coke can? He's holding a coke, with the biggest smile on his face; I bet his coke has some Rum in it, or maybe Cognac, Santa seems like a yac man. Either that or it doesn't show the rest of the picture where Mrs. Clause is servicing the captain. This has been Deep Thoughts with Jack Handley.