so here I am
so here I am, drunk, not stoned, suprisingly. I'm resting my lungs for this weekend, this is the longest break (two days) that they've had in the past 6 months. I'm drunk, this is no suprise, since I consider myself a drunk who happens to be a stoner than visa versa. Since alcohol shuts down the brian, I'm trying to injest enough so I can get a good nights fuckin sleep for once. I had a vicodine and now I'm as wide awake as I can ever be. I don' t know why I can't get sleep, probably from not getting any (if you're willing and able hit me up). But I trudge on, if that is how you spell the word; to keep on drinking to in hopes one day fufill my dream of falling asleep. if I mix ecedroine and vicodine will that be bad? probably, where's mat when you need a fucking chemist? well its almost been 4 hours, and I know from experience that those vick's only last 4 hours at the most.
this weekend I'm going to the OC, back to the place that has it all. well not really. its the place that I was the most happy. of course being the place that went to college and had no worries, no responsibilities, not much sex, but I didn't care because I was wasted all the time, which was the best part. I think I only had to be sober for a few hours in a day, that was wonderful. I felt like a beer at 11 this morning at work, you know how you get a craving for a food or beverage, well that was mine. but i couldn't have one. why? because I was at work! i wish i stayed a fifth year but then I'd have the same problem but just a year later...who cares that I graduated in four...
god i'm wasted, but this fucking drinking machine isn't tired. this drinking machine only gets more excited and energetic with booze. what will put me to sleep? who has a fucking traquilizer dart? i bet that gets you pretty high.
I know that everybody is having similar problems, or worse. but fuck why should we all have to deal with this shit? damn i'm wasted
why can't we just get wasted as much as we can? just have our lives a giant keg stand, the one that stays on the longest wins. this is sad that this what comes to my head when I'm drunk. but i guess natural since I'm drinking that all i want to do further is drink more. but its funny , when I'm at work I dont' think I want to work more.
BELCH!!!!!!
Although to many Hefeweizen Conisours, Pyramid makes an uncharectaristically bland hefe; I like it. It has a good rich taste, I think. When served with a lemon, it is, in my opinon, the best hefeweizen. It has a cool refreshing taste, a definate summer beer (although, as long as its booze I'll drink it anytime, bring on the fucking pabst) It starts off cold but ends with a bold statement that is left lingering in your mouth, kinda like lunch that is stuck in your teeth when you leave work at 5. but its not a repulsive after taste, it is quite good. the mouth saviors the beer holding that lemon taste to it. Most hefeweizen's take on a white beer taste, I would say. I think that although both are wheat beers, hefeweizen should be different. I had my first white beer in gay pari. I hate paris, everybody is so smug, and looks down on you. they do have good museums, if you're into that sort of thing, i dig. but i'm mostly about getting wasted, wasted museum times are exallenate. I salute Pyramid and they're abilities to make a hefeweizen that I enjoy.
now, i've also been slaming anchor steem, which is brewed in my beloved san francisco. anchor has a lot of beers; excluding their steem, they all suck. but no worries, the steem makes up for it. mostly because I don't think that there is another steem beer out there. if you read the label of a anchor steem beer, it was brewed as a lower class beer for sailors. but regaurdless if there was another one, anchor has a fucking lock down on this shit. its good, its tasty, it gives me a fucking hard on. i could go on to detail of how it hits your pallet and shit, but I don't have an open one in front of me.
a lot of you who have read this are thinking, "what the fuck was that all about?" I'll tell you, it was me being drunk and bored, and couldnt go to sleep. I still have more than half my beer left, but my wrists are becoming tired from typing, and I need to save them up for a midnight randevous. I bid you a drunken fair well!
...and a piss off, fuck face...
this weekend I'm going to the OC, back to the place that has it all. well not really. its the place that I was the most happy. of course being the place that went to college and had no worries, no responsibilities, not much sex, but I didn't care because I was wasted all the time, which was the best part. I think I only had to be sober for a few hours in a day, that was wonderful. I felt like a beer at 11 this morning at work, you know how you get a craving for a food or beverage, well that was mine. but i couldn't have one. why? because I was at work! i wish i stayed a fifth year but then I'd have the same problem but just a year later...who cares that I graduated in four...
god i'm wasted, but this fucking drinking machine isn't tired. this drinking machine only gets more excited and energetic with booze. what will put me to sleep? who has a fucking traquilizer dart? i bet that gets you pretty high.
I know that everybody is having similar problems, or worse. but fuck why should we all have to deal with this shit? damn i'm wasted
why can't we just get wasted as much as we can? just have our lives a giant keg stand, the one that stays on the longest wins. this is sad that this what comes to my head when I'm drunk. but i guess natural since I'm drinking that all i want to do further is drink more. but its funny , when I'm at work I dont' think I want to work more.
BELCH!!!!!!
Although to many Hefeweizen Conisours, Pyramid makes an uncharectaristically bland hefe; I like it. It has a good rich taste, I think. When served with a lemon, it is, in my opinon, the best hefeweizen. It has a cool refreshing taste, a definate summer beer (although, as long as its booze I'll drink it anytime, bring on the fucking pabst) It starts off cold but ends with a bold statement that is left lingering in your mouth, kinda like lunch that is stuck in your teeth when you leave work at 5. but its not a repulsive after taste, it is quite good. the mouth saviors the beer holding that lemon taste to it. Most hefeweizen's take on a white beer taste, I would say. I think that although both are wheat beers, hefeweizen should be different. I had my first white beer in gay pari. I hate paris, everybody is so smug, and looks down on you. they do have good museums, if you're into that sort of thing, i dig. but i'm mostly about getting wasted, wasted museum times are exallenate. I salute Pyramid and they're abilities to make a hefeweizen that I enjoy.
now, i've also been slaming anchor steem, which is brewed in my beloved san francisco. anchor has a lot of beers; excluding their steem, they all suck. but no worries, the steem makes up for it. mostly because I don't think that there is another steem beer out there. if you read the label of a anchor steem beer, it was brewed as a lower class beer for sailors. but regaurdless if there was another one, anchor has a fucking lock down on this shit. its good, its tasty, it gives me a fucking hard on. i could go on to detail of how it hits your pallet and shit, but I don't have an open one in front of me.
a lot of you who have read this are thinking, "what the fuck was that all about?" I'll tell you, it was me being drunk and bored, and couldnt go to sleep. I still have more than half my beer left, but my wrists are becoming tired from typing, and I need to save them up for a midnight randevous. I bid you a drunken fair well!
...and a piss off, fuck face...
posted by The Adventures of Dustin at 12:15 AM
3 Comments:
I agree, Pyramid is pretty decent for a Hefeveisen, cuz you can get it anywhere, which isn't true of many other Hefeveisens. However, I like mine with an orange slice...
Slut.
- Race Bannon
(i forget which was which, but in this case, after reading that - YOU'RE definitely RANDY BUCK)
I can't believe you wrote hefeweizen that many times while wasted.
waaaaasteeed
word.
miss ya homeboy
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