Monday, July 18, 2005

Lick the area between my scrotum and asshole please

I hate work, I hate traveling, I hate girls, I hate babies, I hate dogs, I hate cats, I hate the people I work with, I hate people I have to call at work, I hate "lunch time", I mean the notion of a set schedule for lunch, I hate bars, I hate drinking, I hate smoking, I hate the fact that is all that makes me sane, I hate sunny days when I'm working, I hate renting, I hate having to explain myself, I hate giving suggestions when nobody takes it, I hate my blog, turning into my bitching and venting page, I hate self centered people, I hate yelling, I hate other peoples perfect fucking lives, I hate other people who love their job, I hate the idea of a one week "vacation", THATS NO FUCKING WAY TO LIVE, being limited to a week a year to take a break, I hate not having money, I hate strippers who ask for my money, I hate strip clubs, I hate people who drive slow, I hate hitting on girls, I hate when I do something stupid, I hate that I can't sell a fucking $30,000 fucking computer system that nobody likes and everybody bitches about, like I fucking wrote the god dammed program, I hate dealing with the family everyday and with every aspect of my life, I hate Bush and hate the fact that everybody hates the US because of SOME DUMB HICK!!!! California should be its own country, but then we'd have some Austrian fuck at the helm (throw another shrimp on the barbie), who voted for this fuck, you ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!! I hate the people that voted for Arnold and George, if you did both just multiply that hate by two, I hate this world, I hate trade shows, I hate working on the weekend, I hate being 20 different peoples bitch, I hate not being able to hit people that piss me off, I hate scratching my car, I hate people that think they're so fucking great, you're just a jack ass like the rest of us, I hate being over wieght, I hate being tired, I hate not getting enough sleep, I hate having to pull my pork, I hate tossing in bed all night thinking of work, I hate people that love their kids, I hate my resume, putting my whole life and what I've "archived" so some crotch sniffing fuck can judge me, I hate being judged, I hate being labeled, I hate people telling me at work, "well I talked to your dad..." as if to say that I'm just my fathers son, thats why i have a job, you're incompetent and dProduce Man could use a better employee, I hate the people that ask me if my "daddy" is here, I'm 23 fucking years old, I don't wear a diaper, call him Charles, I'll know who the fuck you're talking about, I hate being nice to people I don't want to be nice to, I hate people that lie to me telling me so-and-so is busy or not there, I hate when I leave them a message, they never call me back, I hate people that are interested in the software but never call me back when I ask them to, I hate my desk, so small and always covered with shit I have to do and haven't done yet, I hate talking to people on the phone that don't speak English, yet they DEMAND their money back, look, learn the language then come back to me, I hate happy people, I hate coming to my job thinking there is no way out for a good 30-40 years, I hate thinking I'll be glad when the booze and the weed catch up with me and put me down for a long peaceful nap where there are no phones, no people, no bullshit, I hate writing down everything I hate, I hate being out of school, I hate my brain going to mush, I hate being on the bottom of the todum pole again, I hate excersizing, I hate being in front of a computer all day, I hate random body hair when the one place I want hair is gone, I hate not getting any, I hate war, I hate bleak outlooks, I hate annoying cell phones, I hate being young, I hate getting old, I hate getting screwed either way, I hate the word hate

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it's any consolation, I LIKE you :)

2:20 PM  
Blogger Mateo said...

i hate hearing you talk this way

but i love this blog

6:14 PM  

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