Updates?!? I don't want anymore updates!

Seriously, I just got a new computer this last week; how come there's all these new updates I have to download already? How fast are these things changing? Whatever, maybe as a slow man; it's above my head.

Speaking of my head, it feels like it's trying to split itself open; did I get hit in the head last night? Cinco de Drinko hit me hard, I'M HUNG OVER AS FUCK. I don't imagine the others doing so well since nobody's moved at all since we passed out after Taquaria CanCun. I think I might feel better if I throw up. That's where I'm at right now, that's how bad I'm hurting. I just remember drinking a lot last night. That's about it. Well that's not true, I do recall going to a party and not knowing anybody. Then there was this party trolley that was supposed to come and it was lagging, which cost thirty bucks. When it arrived, it was just a bus. Which had beers that we brought on. And it had extra seats too! (Sorry Mark!) But you didn't miss out much, it just took us to the bar. So it was like a real expensive taxi. God I'm hungover, I was so faced last night.

So to all of you who have requested more bloging from me (I think there are only a hand full of you, the elite if you will) here is a small update with me. I've downed many waters, took an a doctor prescribed ibprofrin (so it's a little more than "maximum strength", I knew they could push the envelope a little more!), smoked enough so I'm pretty blazed (the ultimate hangover cure), and sill got a banging headache. Man, am I still drunk too? God what did I injest last night? I remember getting grey goose martini, shaken not stirred (yes I said that and the bartender giggled). Man I must have been drunk to order that. I rbeereered. sorry.

Well the blogging made me feel better. Shit, I need sleep or puking.